The Porcelain Masterpieces of The Colony: Barney Smith’s Legacy

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Barney Smith Toilet Seat Art Museum

Over 1,400 stories told through the medium of the commode.


The Backstory

What began as a creative way for a master plumber to mount deer antlers became one of the most famous collections of folk art in the United States. Barney Smith, a San Antonio legend, spent over 70 years decorating toilet seat lids with anything and everything he could find. His collection grew to over 1,400 seats, featuring themes ranging from NASA space missions to pieces of the Berlin Wall and even volcanic ash from Mt. St. Helens.

Barney originally ran the museum out of his garage in San Antonio (where he would personally lead tours with a cane to point out his favorites). After he reached his late 90s, the collection was saved and relocated to The Truck Yard in The Colony. This move preserved his legacy, ensuring that these "porcelain plaques" stay together and remain free for the public to enjoy.

📍 At a Glance

  • Location: 5959 Grove Ln, The Colony, TX 75056
  • Region: North Texas
  • Typical Timeframe: 45 minutes to 1 hour
  • Cost: Free Admission

Why It's Worth the Stop

The sheer detail is what surprises most visitors. These aren't just painted seats; they are intricate 3D collages. You'll find seats dedicated to Michael Jackson, the sinking of the Titanic, and various Texas milestones. It’s a hilarious, heartfelt, and completely unique look at American history through the eyes of a man who never saw a piece of "trash" he couldn't turn into a treasure.

Note: The museum is generally open during Truck Yard business hours, but it’s always a good idea to check their schedule if you're making a special trip!


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